Nikolai von Keller is a comedy writer in Los Angeles. His work has appeared on Comedy Central, Fark, Cracked, Funny or Die, Mondo Media, Dorkly, Channel 101, Current TV, and Toby Turner, among others. He also posts funny lists to this weird blog. He is currently producing a feature film noir spoof – Donnie Brock PI in…Knock Knock, Who’s Dead?—recently named Semi-Finalist in the LA Comedy Shorts Festival Screenwriting Competition and Finalist in the LA Comedy Festival Screenwriting Competition. If you know any millionaire investors, please let them know.